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so beautiful

 

why was she born so beautiful?

why was she born at all?

she's no fuckin' use to anyone,

she's no fuckin' use at all.

 

drink it down down down down . . .

 

 

 

true blue

 

he's true blue!

he's a hasher through and through,

he's a hasher so they say,

tried to go to heaven, but he went the other way.

 

drink it down down down down . . .

 

 

 

the meanest

 

he's the meanest, he sucks the horse's penis,

he's the meanest, he's the horse's ass,

ever since he found it, all he does is pound it,

he's the meanest, he's the horse's ass.

 

drink it down down down down ...

 

 

 

flat chested

 

she's alright, she's alright,

she's a little flat chested but she's alright.

 

drink it down down down down ...

 

 

 

publicly shot (bang, bang)

 

he ought to be publicly pissed on,

he ought to be publicly shot, bang, bang,

he ought to be tied to a shithouse,

and left there to fester and rot.

bang, bang!

 

drink it down down down down ...

 

 

 

your song

 

this is your down down song,

it won't take very long.

 

drink it down down down down ...

We are a singing Hash. At the same time we loathe the waste of valuable drinking time. Hence, we keep the singing to the bare minimum. The following songs are all 'first-strophe-only' approved.

song book

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