Guangzhou Hash House Harriers
#1103 - The Addictive Hash
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
Do you believe what they say, that hashing is the most dangerous past time activity? Well, obviously it's not quite true. Let’s hear what Ms. Mi Tu Hai, speaker of the Guangzhou Health Department, announced just yesterday. “Latest studies indicate that haring is even more addictive than hashing. Especially Kiwis are prone to do whatever they deem is necessary to set the ‘best hashes ever’. Such distinctive delusions are usually only known from the members of the German diplomatic corps.” She couldn’t help but adding ”It’s really, really scary.”
Well that’s some tough shit that Ms. Mi Tu Hai is trying to tell us here. However, her warning comes not an instant too early: The Kiwis are doing it again. They once again promised to set ‘the best hash ever’. Come all and witness what extensive haring can do to a fine young couple, when Sir Cum and mastermind Globetwatter are attempting to set just another ‘best hash ever’.
Where: Gold Mango Bar
When: This Saturday at 1.30 P.M.
Dinner probably to be held in GZ down town
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#1102 - Mi Lao Shu's Fuck Off Hash
#1101 - The Gouda Hash
Dykeplugger and “DJ", following in the footsteps of their Dutch ancestors in the early 17th century, will make history exploring VIRGIN territory in Guangzhou with a Holland Hash this 14-5-2011!
There will be Dutch beer, Dutch Cheese, Lot’s (4+) viewpoints, Orange flowers, Orange Mountains and Orange buildings. Most importantly this is an unique chance to discover the GREAT WALL OF GUANGZHOU.
Ps There will be thousands of spectators near the “finish”.
See you all on Saturday!
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#1100 - The 1100th Hash
Chinese authorities have again warned about the dangers of getting addicted to hashing.
“Especially the Kiwis set trails that are designed to serve only one purpose: to make runners reach excessive and multiple climaxes” said Mi Tu Hai, the speaker of the health department.
Sounds good to you? Then come and see how Globetwatter and Sir Cum Navigator hook you up on hashing.
As always we are going to meet at the Gold Mango on Saturday at 1.30 P.M.
The Post-Run-Dinner will be held in Guangzhou.
For people afraid of overdosing, the hares will set an additional “hash light” which they themselves disguisingly call a “walker’s trail”.
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#1104 - The Blonde and the Beast Hash
Holland and Estonia have joined forces to offer you the BEST (or the worst) Hash ever! Which ever will it be, you’ll definitely enjoy seeing what happens if a blondie and a guy as sexy as Hunkaspunk get lost in the forest together. After all, even if the run ends up being a disaster you’ll still have a chance to enjoy seeing our white asses on the ice. :P
We are also proud to let you know that there are some surprises waiting for you that you would regret missing out.
Dinner on spot!
Only vegetarian!
Just kidding, there will be plenty of meat!
BEST HASH EVER!
Hunkaspunk and Kaisa
#1106 The Chase the Dragon Hash
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
Don’t miss this week’s best hash ever, when Double-0-Dirk takes you on a journey back to the dark medieval times, when fearless knights were still risking life and sanity to save an innocent dragon from some angry fire-spitting virgin.
+++ introducing virgin hare Angry Dragon +++
When: Saturday, June 18, 1.30 pm
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Dinner: Near the run site, and with lots of cold beers
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May & June 2011
