Guangzhou Hash House Harriers
#1129 - The DIY Yangshuo Hash weekend
Hi Everyone,
You’ve all expresses interest, at some point, for this Yangshuo weekend.
Well, you’ve got to love China-- our favorite village guest house, The Outside Inn, is closed for renovation all of November. So, instead, I’ve booked 10 double/twin rooms at The Giggling Tree-- another Dutch-owned village guesthouse, one village over from The Outside Inn. Room rates-- brace yourselves-- are RMB 180 per night (to be split between 2 people).
# 1127 - The Pearly Run
Ladies andGentlemen of the Guanzhou Hash,
The mismanagement team of your Guangzhou Hash proudly presents this week’s hares:
Ramin, the Persian live wire, the superhuman bundle of energy, who has hared nearly 50% of the hashes he has attended, and not lost a single hasher.
And, as his partner in crime, from the birth land of hashing, Fingerlicker, the unchallenged expert in combining impenetrable jungle trails and concrete highways to set unforgettable hash runs.
Don’t miss the 1st Persilaysian (aka “The Pearly”) Run in the history of the Guangzhou Hash. For concerned hashers: ice cold beer will be on-site in abundant quantities.
Where: Gold Mango Bar
When: Saturday, Nov. 5th, at 1.30 pm
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#1136 - The Nightmare X'mas Hash
Santa Claus is Cumming to Town
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You're gonna go dry,
I'm telling you why,
Santa's whore is cumming to town.
She's making a fist,
She's stroking it twice,
She's grabbing your balls,
And checking for lice,
Santa's whore is cumming to town.
Santa (floppy) and his whore (Qin) have set a bitch of a trail for us on Saturday. You don’t want to miss this. See you at the Mango Saturday 1:30 PM
#1134 Annual Christmas Party Bash and Hash
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
You haven’t heard any X’mas song since you strolled through that crappy shopping mall in Huangpu last July? You have missed the cute X’mas bunnies ever since you went to that dodgy bar in Dongguan last March? Cheer up! All this and much more you can get at the annual X’mas Dinner of the Guangzhou Hash. And what a treat it is again: A German style X’mas buffet in an authentic German restaurant, including real German Beer, real Wine (no Die-nasty or the like) and lots of great Prizes, including a very special prize for the person who can solve this year's hash mistery (see attached picture).
‘That surely must be very expensive’, you are probably thinking right now. But no, it isn’t. Not at all. For the ridiculously small fee of only 150 RMB you can become part of this highly memorable event.
When: Saturday, December 10th, 2011 at 7.30 pm
Where: WUNDERBAR, Ground Floor, Xianglong Garden, 175-181 Tianhe Bei Lu
Dress: Formal! Please show some Hash Respect.
And what to do next? Just bring 150 RMB to the hash and pay to 00-Dirk or Thumbleprints. Please note that the number of tickets is limited, and the demand is enormous, so don’t waste any time.
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November & December 2011