Guangzhou Hash House Harriers
July & August 2015
Hashvertisement #1334 – The Alouette Hash
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
With all the visits from and counter visits to other hashes finally out of the way it is now time to bring you to the really beautiful parts of Guangzhou. Therefore the mismanagement has asked the Alouette couple to set a trail that will blow everyone’s minds.
However, since our Harerazor is worried that this hash might well jeopardize his aspirations to win the award for the “Best Hash of the Year” he has asked 00 to also join the haring team.
When: Saturday, August 1st, 2015 @ 1 PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Who: Furry Thing and Swinging Tits
Shitty Advice by: 00
On On,
00
Hashvertisement #1335 – The Greater Hash
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
After all these great trails during the past few weeks it’s time for something even greater.
When: Saturday, August 8th, 2015 @ 1 PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Who: Constipation and Wee Willy
On On,
00
Hashvertisement #1336 – The Proven Hash
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
A lot of you have complained that the recent hashes were too wet, and not because of the beer. That is of course inacceptable. The mismanagement has therefore decided to appoint two hares who have a proven impeccable weather record. They agreed to ensure that all the rain will fall before noon.
When: Saturday, August 15th, 2015 @ 1 PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Who: Furry Thing and 00
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00
Hashvertisement #1337 – The Chinese Hash
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
According to the hares we will have a truly Chinese hash on Saturday. So you can expect a cheap copy of someone else’s trail plus lots of flaws.
When: Saturday, August 22nd, 2015 @ 1 PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Who: Due Lay Lama, Gorf and Turtlehead
On On,
00
Hashvertisement #1338 – The Garbage Guts Memorial Hash
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
It is with great sadness that I have to inform you about the passing of our beloved fellow hasher Garbage Guts. He is now hashing the Heavenly trails where he will continue to guide lost souls out of the shiggy and back onto the right path.
Come and pay tribute to one of the most outstanding hashers of the Guangzhou Hash. He won't be forgotten.
When: Saturday, August 29, 2015 @ 1 PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Who: Thumbleprints and Fill Her Up
On On,
00
Hashvertisement for Full Moon Hash #110 - The Blue Moon Hash
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Full Moon Hash,
this is the second Full Moon Hash of this month and the big question is whether this time the hares will find the B-point before the pack does. To be answered soon.
When: Friday, July 31st, 2015 @ 7.30 PM
Where: Line 6, Shabei Station, Exit A2
Who: Turtlehead and Tap Dat Ass
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PS: We will also solve the conundrum why the motto of this run is The Blue Moon Hash
Hashvertisement #1333 – The 1600th Shekou Hash
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
我们去蛇口。十一点半在金芒果巴见面。
Two weeks ago the Shekou Hash visited us, now it’s time to revisit them. For their 1600th run they have prepared something very special. This is what you have to know about it:
Since the bus ride is a bit longer than normal we meet at 11.30AM, and we’ll cum back a bit later than usual, too.
Seats are limited to the number of seats on the bus, so be early to secure your place.
The heavily subsidized fee of 120 RMB includes the bus ride, drinks and dinner.
We don’t provide lunch. Bring your own and bring a bit more to share it with others such as Angry Dragon etc. However, we maybe stop at a gas station where they have McDonalds or KFC.
When: Saturday, July 25th, 2015 @ 11.30 AM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
On On,
00
Hashvertisement #1332 – The Carnal Hash
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
Last Saturday, when presetting the trail, Cum Cannon vehemently explained to me that he had hared a few weeks in a row now, and that he would under no circumstances hare again this weekend. I wonder what made him change his mind. Maybe you can tell me?
When: Saturday, July 18th, 2015 @ 1 PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Hares: Cum Cannon, The Virgin Anna
On On,
00
Hashvertisement #1331 – The Shekou Hash Crash
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
it is not only our turn but also our pleasure to return the hospitality they have shown us in previous years, and finally welcum the Shekou Hash to Guangzhou. Therefore, the mismanagement team of the GZH3 has ordered the hares to set the Best Hash and Best Beer Stop Ever. And for all of you accusing bastards, prepare your wittiest down downs.
When: Saturday, July 11th, 2015 @ 1 PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Hares: Cum Cannon, Furry Thing and 00
What: a big pack
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Hashvertisement #1330 – The American Birthday Hash
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
The USA are turning 250 on Saturday and when you are that old you are happy if someone else is organizing your birthday party, someone who is much younger and doesn’t have to carry all that century-old cultural baggage along.
When: Saturday, July 4th, 2015 @ 1 PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Hares: Cum Cannon and Triple XXX-Ray
What: Syrian-Chinese collaboration to give the Yanks a darn good time
On On,
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