Guangzhou Hash House Harriers
#1125 - The Deep Hash
Hares: Globetwatter and GPS. Or what Meatballs would say “Great, make sure that we’re supplied with lots of beer for this “sojourn” in the countryside.
GPS promises to have a trip so hard that he expects Meatballs to be weeping like a baby, longing for the end of the trail, i.e., the swilling beer circle. Get shoes that grip the earth and men should dress lightly for an arduous pursuit and of course the women should be skimpily attired to relieve their body heat and to remind the men that at least some part of a man’s body is still hard as opposed to the overabundant table-muscled, long of tooth couch potatoed slugs called hashers.
Come one, come all, pay your 50 RMB for the privilege of thrusting your way through the untrimmed bush and changes in altitude that Globetwatter and GPS haring have provided you.
Saturday, 1.30 at the Mango Bar.
Dinner back in town
On On
October 2011
#1126 - Another Orange Hash
Dutch runs have been given many unflattering attributes in the past. We had, ‘The Cheesy Run’, ‘The German Wannabe Run’, ‘The Big Fukkup Run’ and even such offending and humiliating ones as ‘The Orange Run’.
This week’s hares are therefore more than just determined to change our perception on Dutch runs. In a statement released last night, the hare Constipation emphasized that ‘this week’s run will be the Best Hash Ever that was better than the previous week’s run’. Does that make any sense to you? No? Maybe it does when you know that last week a kind of Dutchie had been one of the hares, too. Still doesn’t make any sense to you? Well, then you better get your ass to the Gold Mango Bar on Saturday at 1.30 pm to find out.
Honestly, there is absolutely no reason to get worried about anything at all. Why? Because Hunkaspunk is not only this week’s other hare, but also the distinguished beermeister of the Guangzhou Hash. In the same statement from last night, Hunkaspunk promised that beer will be served ‘at almost frozen temperature and in unlimited quantities’. And that, fellow hashers, does not sound a bit like bullshit to me.
Also no bullshit: Dinner is near the run-site. However, there is a possibility to go back to town by public bus, in case you have to go to a Halloween Party. And that brings me to the next topic:
The First Helloween Hash in 2011!!!*
When: October 31st, at 7.30 pm
Where: Start at the Gold Mango Bar
Grand Mattress: Boxy Pussy
Religious Advisor: Meatballs
Food selection: La Zi Ji
Hares: Double-0-Dirk plus one
What: All that a proper Halloween party needs: a good run and lots of beer
On On,
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* An event that officially makes all other Halloween parties look like Sunday School.
#1123 - The Earthly Hash
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
who needs 72 obscure virgins when a real French girl with more than just a fair amount of experience is readily available? Especially when one still is a virgin himself?
Certainly not Ramin, our newest shy friend on the hash. Be there when Ramin makes a very earthly decision and loses his virginity to Yan Can Suck!!!
Guaranteed to be the Best Reality Sh.., uhm, I mean Hash Ever, on this particular Saturday!!!!*
Where: Gold Mango Bar
When: Saturday, October 8, 2011, at 1.30 pm
Hares: Yan Can Suck and Ramin
Dinner: 90% probabilty of an run site dinner
On On,
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*in Guangzhou