Guangzhou Hash House Harriers
Grand Master
Three Inches of Pain
"Three inches long, wide, or around???"
Religious Advisor
Shoeless Ho
"Simon says 'Bend Over'"
Hash Cash
Thumbelprints
"No OK la!!!"
Haberdash
Bolly Boobs
"China became too expensive so we outsourced to an Indian"
Harerazor
Scratch and Sniff
"To beard or not to beard ... there is no question"
Super T-shirt Designer (STD)
Papasan
"Down Down Down Down Down"
Beermyster
Lost Sausage
"Keep your arms, legs, and schnitzel in the vehicle at all times ."
yours truly - the current mismanagement team
Webwanker
The Silver Bullet
"Okay, great. Let's close the circle"
Ass RA + Ass GM = The Ass
Hunkaspunk
"Everyone looks better in the red."
Cultural Advisorette
Dry Hump
"You guys have fun, I found a MahJong game"
Cultural Advisor
Turtlehead
"Guys, there is a slight problem with the bus driver..."
Ass Cash
Womb Raider
"Guys, pleease don't let me drink anything before I go into the hot tub"
Hash Artist
Itchy Britches
"Those who cannot do...teach. Those who cannot teach...teach art in GZ"
